they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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