Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
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I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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