two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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