At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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