So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay