i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.