the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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