so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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