It's like God shit irony all over that family
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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