Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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