i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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