Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I think my fart just growled at me.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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