let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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