If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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