So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
You took a bar mat shot.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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