Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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