i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Two words: blizzard sex
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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