So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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