what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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