Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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