Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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