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• (313): View more from Michigan

  So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic

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  so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?

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  Thats gay

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• (831): View more from California

  I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.

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  Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye

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• (415): View more from California

  It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.

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• (315): View more from New York

  So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  My dad just said "fuck circus"

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.

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