So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.