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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.

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  he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.

  (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  no his phone, idiot.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.

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• (315): View more from New York

  so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese

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  here comes the puke

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.

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• (530): View more from California

  i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus

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• (209): View more from California

  we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  8===D

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  That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch

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