Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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