You really coming over, don't trick.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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