Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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