Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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