there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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