Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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