I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I can't turn off my feet"
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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