his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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