hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Is it because I queefed?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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