bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.