quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.