Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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