quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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