No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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