i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
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