did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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