Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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