Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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