Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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