the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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