I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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