yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
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Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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