My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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