okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Randomize
