the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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