Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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