alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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