just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Randomize