Whod you bang
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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