Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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