I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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