You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
BRING THE BAGELS
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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