Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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