his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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