Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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