I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
not ubering you a puppy
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize