I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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