Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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