I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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