what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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