i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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